1.Because I'm Awesome
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden
I've got the new style, uh oh
And I'm walking right down your street
I'm on your speed dial, you know
The one everyone wants to meet
I always tell you how cool you dress
It's cause I'm fashionably socialized
You're smarter, better, no, the best
Just look at me
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
That's right
They say I'm gifted, uh huh
Well I'm a certified prodigy
I'm gonna own you, uh huh
I'm gonna bring you to your knees
I always tell you how smart you are
It's cause my brain is really supersized
You're an academic superstar
Just look at me
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
Here we go
Got a career plan, uh huh
Gonna make lots of money
And bought a self tan, uh huh
Don't I look healthy？
I always tell you how great you smell
It's 'cause I'm naturally deodorized
You're stronger, faster, and can spell
Just look at me
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
That's right
Rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah!
Rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah!
Rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah!
I don't need you
'Cause I'm awesome
Uh huh
2.Because I Am Awesome
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden
I've got the new style, uh oh
And I'm walking right down your street
I'm on your speed dial, you know
The one everyone wants to meet
I always tell you how cool you dress
It's cause I'm fashionably socialized
You're smarter, better, no, the best
Just look at me
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
That's right
They say I'm gifted, uh huh
Well I'm a certified prodigy
I'm gonna own you, uh huh
I'm gonna bring you to your knees
I always tell you how smart you are
It's cause my brain is really supersized
You're an academic superstar
Just look at me
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
Here we go
Got a career plan, uh huh
Gonna make lots of money
And bought a self tan, uh huh
Don't I look healthy？
I always tell you how great you smell
It's 'cause I'm naturally deodorized
You're stronger, faster, and can spell
Just look at me
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner
'Cause I'm awesome
I don't need you 'cause I'm neato and I beat you
'Cause I'm awesome
That's right
Rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah!
Rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah!
Rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah!
I don't need you
'Cause I'm awesome
Uh huh
3.Wreckage
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden, Josh Valenti
Every time I see you
Maybe I don't wanna be
Caught up in the wreckage
Caught up in the wreckage
When I'm swerving out the road
And I'm blinking at not thinking
Stop short gas pedal low
And she's thinking about winking
Will she start to stop？
Will she skip my block for me？ Just me
Telephone yapping foot gas
Tapping, singing to the radio
Song it's blasting chorus lasting
And she doesn't even know
Every time I see you
Maybe I don't wanna be
Caught up in the wreckage
Caught up in the wreckage
(Too)
Chrome and green not built for two
Not drinking but not thinking
Scraped knee bent wheel again
And I'm thinking about screaming
Will she start to stop？
Will she skip my block for me？ Just me
4.Skinny
Lyricist：Luis Francisco Cabezas, Kelly Ogden, Joshua Joseph Valenti
Know you wanna feed it
Asks you to relieve it
Turnin' and-a squirmin'
Making me go throwing up and up and up
Numb from all the feeling
Thoughts inside stop reeling
Hundred pounds and bony
Third time today throwin' up and up and up
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
And I'm hungry
Skinny girls a-walkin'
Lecherous men a-gawkin'
Reinforce their thinkin'
Making them go throwing up and up and up
Fifth grade after lunch
There goes the vomit bunch
In the stalls a-pukin'
Everybody's throwing up and up and up
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
And I'm hungry
They're screwing up the little girls
They're screwing up the little girls
They're screwing up the little girls
They're screwing up the little girls
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
And I'm hungry
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
'Cause I'm not gonna do it again
And I'm hungry
5.Nobody Wants U
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden
It must be how you look
When you woke up
Or got choked up
Ruby eyes bloodshot
See the way you can't sit still
With no mention
But attention
For a dead flower
So I write, write, write
All the things I didn't miss
And despite, spite, spite
My conclusion is
Nobody wants u
Nobody wants u
Like I do
It must be what you said
Just the wrong time
To be laughing
What goes through that head
And you won't just act your age
So you dance it
Too romantic
Put me on display
Excuses, abuses
You've used me up
My patience can't take it
I've had enough
It must be meant to be
When you make up
From the breakup
So now I see
It must be how you looked
When you woke up
Right here next to me
I made a list, you found it
And you left and said we're through
So I'm here outside your window
In the dark and calling you
It opens, hear you breathing
My fingers through your hair
Tell me I do
6.Cat Calling
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden
No, no
No, no
No, no
No, no
Hey baby, baby
Whatcha want？ You're calling me
Dumb standing around
The lunch truck so greedily
Hey baby, baby
Just another dog I see
Rolling in the dirt
You're barking up the wrong tree
So maybe you're crazy
Never get a bone
Ooh, you're just too much man for me
Yeah, maybe you're crazy
Never catch me
You can't make me
Had enough
I've had enough
Cat, cat calling
And I just don't care
Cat, cat calling
So I'm out of here
No, no, never gonna hear you
No, no, never to be near you
Never to be near you
Hey baby, baby
Whatcha want？ You're stalking me
Bang, bang, you're hammer
Caveman sensibilities
Hey baby, baby
Acting out a fantasy
I'll get you so bad
You're crying for my sympathy
7.Kick Me To The Curb
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden, Josh Valenti
You only wake me up when you're hungry
I'll make some dinner but not to day
You only take me when you get lonely
Into the sunshine where we can play
And then we'll light a cigarette for two
Maybe we'll ride on handlebars so new
Go on and give it to me
Yeah, yeah, just kick me to the
Yeah, yeah, just kick me to the
Yeah, yeah, yeah just kick me to the curb
That's what I'm needing
You only spank me when I get naughty
Sometimes my manners they go astray
You only thank me when you get greedy
You know I'll take you back so it's okay
And then we'll light a cigarette for two
Maybe we'll ride on handlebars so new
Go on and give it to me
Yeah, yeah, just kick me to the
Yeah, yeah, just kick me to the
Yeah, yeah, yeah just kick me to the curb
That's what I'm needing
8.Be My Baby
Lyricist：Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, Phil Spector
The night we met
I knew I needed you so
And if I had the chance
I'd never let you go
So won't you stay and love me？
I'll make you so proud of me
We'll make them turn their heads
Every place we go
So won't you be
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my little baby？
(My one and only baby)
Say you'll be my darling
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my baby now
(My one and only baby)
So won't you be
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my little baby？
(My one and only baby)
Say you'll be my darling
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my baby now
(My one and only baby)
I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three
Oh, since the day I saw you
I have been waiting for you
You know I will look for you
Till eternity
So won't you be
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my little baby？
(My one and only baby)
Say you'll be my darling
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my baby now
(My one and only baby)
So won't you be
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my little baby？
(My one and only baby)
Say you'll be my darling
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my baby now
(My one and only baby)
So won't you please
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my little baby？
(My one and only baby)
Say you'll be my darling
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my baby now
(My one and only baby)
9.Brand New Key
Lyricist：Melanie Safka
I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone but you've got something I need
Well, I bought a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out you see
I've been looking around the world
You've got something from me
Well I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I ride my bike, I roller skate
Don't drive no car, don't go to fast but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive I've been all around the world
Some people say I've done alright for a girl
Well, I bought a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think we should get together
And try them out you see
I've been looking around the world
You've got something from me
Well, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
I ask your mother if you were at home
She said yeah but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone but you've got something I need
Well I bought a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think we should get together
And try them out you see
La la, la la, la la
La la, la la, la la
La la, la la, la la
Oh, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
10.Jackie Chan
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Josh Harrold, Kelly Ogden, Josh Valenti
You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless
I know kung fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'Cause I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh yeah
Gonna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Like Jackie Chan
You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!
I know kung fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'Cause I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh yeah
Gonna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Like Jackie Chan
You thought you could get away
With breaking my heart？
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, ding dong
When I'm jumping around
With your boys in my hand
Laughing, covered in blood
You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts
I know kung fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'Cause I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh yeah
Gonna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Like Jackie Chan
11.Goodnight, Tonight
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden, Josh Valenti
Tonight, my darling I'm waiting
Tonight, sleepy I'm fading
Tonight, wishing a shooting star
Tonight, I'm wishing for you
Holding me sweetly
Cozy completely
Sweaty like babies sleep
Tonight, my darling with you
Tonight, my heart you are stealing
Tonight, nervous with feeling
Tonight, innocent side by side
Tonight, I'm dreaming with you
Holding me sweetly
Cozy completely
Sweaty like babies sleep
Tonight, tonight with you
Tonight, my darling I'm waiting
Tonight, sleepy I'm fading
Tonight, wished on a shooting star
Tonight, I'm wishing with you
Holding me sweetly
Cozy completely
Sweaty like babies sleep
Tonight, tonight with you
12.Promise Call
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden, Josh Valenti
Woke up about five o'clock
Had myself a veggie dog and said
Don't stop, don't stop
Don't rot so pretty stop and say
Slept through that buzzing sound
My schedule's turned around because
Don't stop, don't stop
Don't stop until I hear the ring
Spit sink, I really think
That I might not see you again
Because waiting up is not worthwhile
Waiting for that promised call from you
That promised call from you
That promised call from you
Spend my time at the store
That's open twenty-four and
I bought, I bought
A lot of semi-permanent
Hair dyes and magazines
Burned eyes and gasoline 'cause
Don't stop, don't stop
Don't stop until I hear you ring
13.A Desperate S.O.S.
Lyricist：Luis Cabezas, Kelly Ogden
Mass extinctions, global warming
We need DNA profiling
Anti government militia
E. coli from baby kissing
Seat belts, seat belts
Strangle me when I don't listen
Satellites are listening
An asteroid is gonna hit
The corporations steal your money
We all know that Bush is phony
Secrets, secrets
I'll stay inside if it's code yellow
Another, another
And I can't back down
I can't back down again
Another, another
With my back to the wall
Yeah, this is the call
Reaching to crawl out
Reaching to crawl out
S.O.S.
They wanna hear this
So fuck this
Spinning alley, big, big brother
Families broken, struggling mothers
Terror plotting, greenhouse gassing
Always looking for another
Defect, defect
In my genes will make me get sick
Icecaps melting, children killing
Mass destruction, atom bombing
Homelessness rising, mad cow slaying
Think they stole my eyes for cloning
Star wars, star wars
They hunt us down with pinpoint lasers
Who are you afraid of？
Are you afraid of？
Who are you afraid of？
You, I'm afraid of
Satellites are listening
An asteroid is gonna hit
Our president is full of shit
Or president is full of shit
Star wars, star wars
Making us call out, making us call out
S.O.S.
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